Consternation in the office this morning. The coat-rack has vanished.
I have offered the suggestion to my colleagues, based on intensive study of BBC’s Dr. Who, that in reality the coat-rack has not vanished. Rather, we have all been transported to a parallel universe which is identical to our own, except for this small detail.
Unfortunately they seem a little resistant, which is curious. I am fairly sure that Arthur Dent and Ford Prefect would agree with my reasoning. In Stargate SG-1 whole episodes were hung on less solid evidence.
For the moment, I will stick with the hypothesis that I am on another planet this morning. My colleagues seem to agree with me there, which is odd given their earlier thoughts. Most curious.