Tell me where to go

… on holiday.  It looks as if I shall get some time off in July and August; where should I go?

I’d like to go somewhere warm — I like heat anyway; somewhere with ancient ruins to see, perhaps with a museum or two.  I don’t want to catch any diseases, or be held hostage.  I would like to go somewhere that you can go on a package tour, so that I have people to talk to.  Maybe somewhere in the Mediterranean.  Somewhere with a 5* hotel.  Somewhere with an airflight time that isn’t too hideous.

Where should I go?